Casanova Frankenstein Speaks

Assholes, Fuckwads and Jagoffs; a three pointed stool, to explain you and the world, to you and the world.

I remain now, and will always be, a Duckman.

This was me, for many years.


‘Cat XXI’, A Cat Sculpture Assembled From Salvaged Typewriter Parts by Jeremy Mayer
Sorry Bud, we struck out on the Hellyun artist.. Take care - Tony

I found it. His name is Charles Berlin. I met him at the 91 Dallas Comicon, with other forgotten comix artist extraordinaire; JMMcCarthy (cadavera).

I remembered being at that convention and insisting to young Michael Allred, that he should start using a brush to ink. Thankfully, he took my,advice.


It Conquered The World


It Conquered The World

Common 2015 American Presidential-election Political-questions

Which one is the woman?

Which one hates niggers more?

Which one is more Christian?

Which one will make the people that I hate, more angry?

(Bonus silent question):

Which one is better-looking?


LiartownUSA has always celebrated ONLINE SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS. Now, spurred by popular demand and a deep desire to properly honor the internet’s bravest, most productive heroes, I am very pleased to announce the very first LiarTown item to consensually enter the physical world.

First appearing in a December 2013 post and honored by rave reviews from (“The absolute best cat calendar!”) this now-100% real publication is officially available for sale. 

This full-color, 12” x 12” grid-style wall calendar is presented and shipped in plenty of time for the holidays. Each month features a charming kitten professionally photographed in a heroic pose appropriate to a small cat defiantly speaking out on the hottest social justice issues of the day. A sassy, uncompromising declaration erases any doubts about each precious cat’s passionate convictions, sense of humor, and tough-as-nails attitude! 

Each of these twelve adorable kittens was subject to a week-long, grueling interview process to ensure there was absolutely nothing problematic in its beliefs. Unlike bland, privileged garbage kittens chosen for nothing more than shallow good looks, Social Justice Kittens radiate fierce strength in the face of untold adversity, and all are gifted with a dazzling array of genders and orientations to go with their tiny, oh-so-kissable faces! The patriarchy WILL NEVER accept these kittens! 

After thousands of years of CIS-HET BULLSHIT, here at last is a calendar that DARES YOU to speak truth to power. A calendar which boldly announces to the world that you aren’t going to sit back and let others speak for you. A calendar that holds you up high so others can see you’re able to stand proudly on your own!

It comes down to this: Do you want to financially support the ideals embodied by this unique, functional gift, or refuse to purchase a copy and become a hateful fake ally who actively embraces injustice and the murder of innocents? The choice is yours.

One more time, to be clear: This is a genuine 2015 calendar, printed on big machines and then mailed out by mid-November.

To visit the online store, click here. 

Last but not least, a big THANK YOU to everyone who supported this project during its formation.